Didn’t Fake the Orgasm, Faked the Moan | Lavender Scented Candle
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Soft girl scent. Menace-to-society mood. This dreamy lavender candle is your calm-after-the-storm vibe for when you gave award-winning actress energy just to get it over with. It’s giving peaceful on the outside, plotting your escape on the inside.
Light it post-therapy, post-breakup, or post-bare-minimum performance. She’s gentle, she’s grounded, and she’s 100% over pretending it was good. Smells like self-worth, fresh sheets, and not texting him back.
Candle Description Text Reads, "Soothing lavender with a dash of brutal honesty. Light it when you need self-care after pretending he was “the best you ever had.” (He wasn’t.)"
Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic: Crafted from natural coconut apricot wax free from harmful substances. - 20 hours of burn time: Enjoy prolonged fragrance with each candle's long-lasting burn. - Diverse scents: From cozy Cinnamon Chai to fresh Fraser Fir, discover a scent for every mood. - Reusable glass vessel: Once finished, repurpose the stylish glass container for decor or storage. - Compliance: Meets ASTM safety standards for candles, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience.
Care instructions - Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering