Main Character Energy Tee – For Headboards, Not HR

Ideal for thirst traps, sex dreams, and professionally ghosting your 9-to-5, this tee wasn’t made for the office—it was made for mood swings, main character meltdowns, and 3am selfies captioned “he still watches my stories.” Because let’s be real: you weren’t built for team meetings, you were built for headboards, hashtags, and heartbreakers who can’t handle the full plot twist that is you.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (aka soft enough to ruin lives and comfort enough to overshare in), this tee is breathable, durable, and hotter than your ex’s rebound. The side seams keep its shape through emotional rollercoasters and walk-of-shames, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape bring structure to your chaos.

It’s giving HR violation with a side of slutty enlightenment. Whether you’re quitting your job via Notes app or strutting into brunch like you didn’t cry in the Uber, this shirt brings the energy. Layer it, crop it, sleep in it, or throw it on for post-sin cuddles. You’re gonna look unbothered either way.