That moment when "wyd" turns into "why did I do that" and ends with you re-reading your own messages at 3AM, cringing under the covers like a feral little goblin of bad decisions. This tee gets it. Born in the group chat, baptized in the DMs, and now permanently on read — just like you.

Made from dangerously soft, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt breathes easier than your situationship does when they’re avoiding commitment. Lightweight enough to survive your walk of shame, yet sturdy enough to handle your next identity crisis.

Whether you’re texting through the red flags or ghosting before brunch, this fit is your official uniform for “I shouldn’t have sent that, but I probably will again.” Pair with low standards and poor impulse control for best results.