For Those Who Take Their Coffee Like Their Sanity — On the Brink.

This sleek black mug features a totally normal, definitely-not-concerning image of a full-blown nuclear explosion erupting from a coffee cup — because that’s what mornings feel like anyway. Crafted from glossy ceramic (you fancy), it’s the perfect vessel for caffeine-fueled chaos, passive aggression, or pretending you’re fine while internally screaming.

Whether you’re nuking your soul awake with black coffee, herbal tea that absolutely won’t fix your attitude, or hot chocolate you spiked out of spite, this mug gets it. Makes a perfect gift for overworked humans, sleep-deprived goblins, or anyone who treats coffee like a coping mechanism.

Sip. Explode. Repeat.

Product features
- Made from glossy ceramic for a sleek finish
- Features bright and crisp colors thanks to advanced printing techniques
- Designed for adults only; great for personal use or as gifts
- Microwave-safe for heating drinks and food
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning and convenience

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap