"What's in this thing, rocks?" Sarcastic Colorful Crystal Gemstone Tote Bag With Assorted Handle Colors
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Because You're Definitely Bringing Home More Rocks.
This gloriously unhinged gemstone tote is less of a fashion statement and more of a survival tool for rock goblins who refuse to leave any shiny thing behind. Bold gem prints scream “I’ll risk spinal damage for this hunk of amethyst,” and the heavy-duty build means it won’t explode halfway through your impulsive roadside crystal dig.
Perfect for the market, the forest, the beach — basically anywhere you can legally (or not-so-legally) harvest rocks from the Earth. This bag doesn’t judge your growing mineral addiction. In fact, it encourages it.
Great for gem hoarders, geology girlies, chaotic good druids, and that one friend whose bag is just always… full of rocks.
Why carry a normal bag when you could carry one full of emotional support rocks?
Product features - 100% Polyester body for maximum durability and shape retention - Seamless thread color for a polished look that matches the lining - Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength - Boxed corners to create extra space for your belongings - Available in multiple sizes and handle color options for a personalized touch
Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.